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I'm so excited
we're gonna get to
meet
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Mr. Sheffield's nanny.
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He must've been
so cute as a
baby
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in his little pram
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with his little
silver pacifier
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and his little
three-piece
diaper.
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Oh, yes. He was
a little stinker.
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I remember
his first word--
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"Niles!"
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Oh...
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MAXWELL: Niles!
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We're gonna have to work
on his vocabulary.
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Ah, Niles, there you are.
I want you standing by.
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Standing by what, sir?
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Me.
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I want everything
perfect for Nanny.
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All right, girls,
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let's see
your curtsies.
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No, no, no.
Back straight.
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I'm getting the feeling
he's done that before.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Niles, that's
the doorbell.
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Oh, sir, I would be
lost without you.
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Nanny Mueller.
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Oh, Maxwell,mein Liebchen.
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Look how handsome you've become.
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You're the image
of your father at that
age.
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He had a head of
hair
just like yours,
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and then, one
day...
pfft. Kojak.
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Nanny, you look wonderful.
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I'd like you to meet--
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No. Not another word.
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I feel
as if I know them.
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You must be Margaret.
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No, I'm Grace.
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Well, if somebody sent me
a snapshot once in a while,
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maybe I would know them.
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I'm Maggie, Nanny Mueller.
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Well, button up, dear.
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If Victoria can keep her secret,
so can you.
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And, Brighton.
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You call this
a handshake?
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What are you,
a man or a fish?
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Actually, I'm a Pisces.
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You, young man...
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I will be watching.
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Otherwise,
Maxwell,
I'm impressed.
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You obviously
found yourself
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a proper nanny
to rear the children.
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Brighton, what'd you put
down the toilet?
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It's all stuffed up.
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Oh, you're here already? Hello.
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Who is this person,
the plumber?
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Nanny Mueller,
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I'd like you
to meet Fran
Fine,
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the nanny.
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Oh.
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Charmed.
Nice to meet you.
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Niles, take
the woman's
coat.
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She's got
a sweat moustache.
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Oops. My mistake.
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♪♪ She was working
In a bridal shop ♪♪
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♪♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪♪
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♪♪ Till her boyfriend
Kicked her out ♪♪
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♪♪ In one
Of those crushing scenes ♪♪
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♪♪ What was she to do?
Where was she to go? ♪♪
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♪♪ She was out on her fanny ♪♪
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♪♪ So over the bridge
From Flushing ♪♪
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♪♪ To the Sheffield's door ♪♪
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♪♪ She was there
to sell makeup ♪♪
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♪♪ But the father saw more ♪♪
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♪♪ She had style,
she had flair ♪♪
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♪♪ She was there ♪♪
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♪♪ That's how she became
The nanny ♪♪
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♪♪ Who would have guessed
That the girl we described ♪♪
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♪♪ Was just exactly
What the doctor prescribed? ♪♪
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♪♪ Now the father
Finds her beguiling ♪♪
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♪♪ Watch out, C.C. ♪♪
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♪♪ And the kids
Are actually smiling ♪♪
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♪♪ Such joie de vivre ♪♪
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♪♪ She's the lady in red ♪♪
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♪♪ When everybody else
Is wearing tan ♪♪
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♪♪ The flashy girl
From Flushing ♪♪
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♪♪ The nanny named Fran ♪♪
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Thank you.
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Well, your home is charming.
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It amazes me
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what you've been able to do,
Maxwell.
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And all from putting
on
your little plays.
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Oh, they're not so little.
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He lost over a million
on the last one.
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Tell me, Margaret,
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do you plan to go
on the stage?
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Uh, no,
I don't think
so.
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Well, then we don't
need to be made up
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like a showgirl,
do we?
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So, Nanny Mueller,
how was your passage?
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Well, theQE2
is always splendid,
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but the food
has fallen off a bit.
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Go eat on a boat.
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I took the kids
on the Staten Island ferry.
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I swear, half a hot dog,
and we're pulling whiskers
out of our teeth.
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Sausage, anyone?
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Miss, um, Fine, is it?
Yes.
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Which agency exactly was it
that arranged
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for your position here?
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Oh, I didn't
come through an agency.
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Mr. Sheffield hired me
right off the street.
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It's not like it sounds.
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I tried her out
for the weekend first.
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So, Nanny Mueller,
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how long you planning
on staying? A week?
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Or so.
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It's the "or so"
I'm worried about.
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Miss Fine, you know, in my day,
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the nanny
always sat in the kitchen
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with the rest of the staff.
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Well, those days are over.
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You just sit right here with us.
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Make yourself at home.
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I see you have,
at the tableund
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Here in America,
we're a little less formal.
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When in Rome,Fraulein.
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Well, I think I had
just about enough.
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I'll show her
to her room.
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Guten Abend.
Good night.
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Good night.
Sleep tight.
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Nice meeting you.
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She hates my guts.
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Oh, I wouldn't say that.
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No, it's just that you--
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Well, you are somewhat
of an acquired taste...
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like sushi.
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Sushi.
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Leave it to the Japanese
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to invent a restaurant
where you don't have to cook.
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And we wonder why we're behind.
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You're looking
very fit, Nilesy.
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Oh, Clara.
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Then you do remember me.
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How could I forget you...
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the butler's son?
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A callow youth
just beginning in service.
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And you, the
experienced
older woman.
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Ha, ha, ha!
I was all of 22...
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Okay, 32.
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And yet I learned
so much from you.
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Let's review.
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A little fluff,
a little tease,
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and you'll look
just like...
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my mother.
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I was hoping
for Michelle Pfeiffer.
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Yeah. So was my mother.
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Brighton, you lost
all your checkers.
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You always
lose
everything.
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Not everything.
I'm still stuck with you.
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Oh, shut up, Brighton.
You shut up.
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Shut up, Brighton!
Will you both shut up?
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Here. Use the cookies.
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That way,
you can eat your winnings.
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But all the pieces are black.
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All right, here.
Now they're not.
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Now, what color
polish
for your nails,
Miss Pfeiffer?
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[IMITATING NANNY MUELLER]
Little girls should not
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paint ze face or ze fingers.
Ve do not want to--
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Oh, hello,
Nanny Mueller!
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Well, aren't we
the regular Hogan Hero?
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He's great
with
impressions.
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He does me too.
Do me. Do me.
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Oy.
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We do not do our hair
in the kitchen,
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und
on the counter.
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We are not a teapot.
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Sometimes I am.
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♪♪ This is my handle ♪♪
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♪♪ This is my spout ♪♪♪♪
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It's an American thing.
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Brighton, are you eating sweets
between meals?
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I had to. I jumped her.
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Miss Fine,
you allow this?
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I don't make the rules.
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If he jumped her,
he jumped her.
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Proper children
don't play with their food.
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Then I'd better go get
the Tater Tots
out of my toy box.
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He reminds me
of his father at this age.
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We sent him away
to boarding school.
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Knocked that smart-aleck streak
right out of him.
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FRAN: Ugh.
Boarding
school.
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Poor Mr. Sheffield.
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I couldn't make it
through one night
of sleepaway camp.
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I mean, what
kind
of a sadist
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puts a bunch of
kids
into a tent
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after feeding them
franks and beans?
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The bears didn't know
what hit 'em.
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All right. Fine. Goodbye.
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My mother will not
listen to reason.
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She's taking a
trip
to the Orient,
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and every time
she travels
alone,
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she picks up some gigolo
who spends all of her money.
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I can see
why you're concerned.
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Darn right.
It's my inheritance.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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Excuse me. Hello?
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Yeah. Just a moment.
C.C.?
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Is it my
mother,
B.B.?
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Sister.
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D.D.!
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They save a fortune
in engraving.
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Mm-hm. Uh, Mr. Sheffield,
you got a minute?
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I really want to talk to you
about your Nanny Mueller.
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Is there a problem?
Well, it's just that
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it gets a little
confusing for the
kids
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when I say one thing
and she says another.
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Such as?
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You know, I say "tomayto,"
she says "tomahto."
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I say potato, she says--
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Miss Fine.
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Well, since you asked,
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Maggie is upset
because Nanny Mueller
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took away all her makeup,
which kind of upsets me,
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because most of
it
was mine.
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Well, she is only 14.
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And every time
Brighton cracks a
joke,
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she's sending him
off
to boarding school,
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which, if you ask
me,
at his age,
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could screw any kid
up
for life.
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I was sent away to Eton
at precisely his age.
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Uh-huh.
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Miss Fine, considering
your limited experience
in this field,
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maybe you should take advantage
of this visit.
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Pick up a few tips
from an old pro.
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Well, who is she, Arnold Palmer?
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She happens to be
a highly trained,
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highly skilled
professional
nanny,
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and has been
for the last 40
years.
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Well, meanwhile,
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she's scaring Gracie
to death
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with those stories
about that fat bear
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that can't even
get through the doorway
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every time
he has a decent meal.
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Are you talking
about Winnie The Pooh?
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Yeah. Him.
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And who
in his right
mind
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would call a boy
"Winnie,"
let alone "the Pooh"?
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00:10:01,316 --> 00:10:03,466
Most children
love those stories.
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Far be it for me
to pooh-pooh the
Pooh,
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but in case
you haven't
noticed,
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Gracie is not
most children.
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She likes
a good
thriller.
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We're right in the middle
ofThe Firm.
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What's the matter, Nanny Fine?
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Nanny Mueller giving you
a run for your money?
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You got a piece of parsley
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right over there.
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For heaven's sake.
256
00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:27,126
I think Nanny
Mueller
is marvelous.
257
00:10:27,166 --> 00:10:30,096
She reminds me
of my nanny.
Bobo.
258
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,330
Bobo?
259
00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:36,656
Oy. Were all you bluebloods
raised by nannies?
260
00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:37,350
What were
your parents doing?
261
00:10:38,316 --> 00:10:41,826
I don't really know.
I have no idea.
262
00:10:41,383 --> 00:10:42,423
Knock-knock.
263
00:10:42,450 --> 00:10:44,320
I got a surprise for you.
264
00:10:44,350 --> 00:10:46,100
Children!
265
00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:57,100
Well, if it isn't
the "Von Sapp
family."
266
00:10:58,316 --> 00:11:01,216
I had a sailor suit
just like that.
267
00:11:01,250 --> 00:11:04,160
Parsley's
over here
now.
268
00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:06,330
Fran, I can't go outside
in this.
269
00:11:06,660 --> 00:11:07,370
Somebody'll kick my butt.
270
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:10,330
Sweetheart,
I'd kick your butt.
271
00:11:10,366 --> 00:11:11,426
Excuse me.
272
00:11:19,383 --> 00:11:21,833
I mean,
who does she think she is,
273
00:11:21,116 --> 00:11:23,826
criticizing my kids?
274
00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:24,476
They're happy, normal kids.
275
00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:27,370
Gracie, stop staring
up at the sun.
276
00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:32,100
Do you know,
last night, I found Eduardo
in bed with my sister?
277
00:11:32,133 --> 00:11:34,253
Twenty years
I've given that
man.
278
00:11:34,283 --> 00:11:36,333
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
279
00:11:36,366 --> 00:11:38,266
Lupe, Lupe, Lupe.
280
00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:40,500
We dealt with
your problems last week.
281
00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:42,170
Can I get a little support here?
282
00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,400
Meanwhile, that Mueller's
got those kids dressed
283
00:11:46,433 --> 00:11:48,323
like Huey, Louie, and Dewey.
284
00:11:48,350 --> 00:11:51,250
And she's got the nerve
to want me to wear a uniform.
285
00:11:51,283 --> 00:11:53,373
Like I'd be caught dead
in one of those.
286
00:11:54,433 --> 00:11:57,103
Oh, well...
287
00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,663
On you guys, it looks great.
288
00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:01,420
And I guess those hairy legs
are a big hit in Europe too.
289
00:12:04,466 --> 00:12:07,346
Francine, don't forget
the cardinal rule...
290
00:12:07,383 --> 00:12:10,833
Never come between
a man and his
nanny.
291
00:12:10,116 --> 00:12:11,226
You won't win.
292
00:12:11,266 --> 00:12:13,146
You're right. You're right.
293
00:12:13,183 --> 00:12:16,163
I seen it happen
a hundred times.
294
00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:17,300
She's after your job.
295
00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:18,403
It happened to me.
296
00:12:19,350 --> 00:12:21,470
She flew in on her broomstick
and just tried to take over.
297
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,370
Well, I wouldn't
put up with it,
298
00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:26,250
and I went straight
to Mr. McKenzie and told him so.
299
00:12:26,283 --> 00:12:29,123
But you don't work
for the McKenzies.
300
00:12:29,150 --> 00:12:30,320
Exactly.
301
00:12:42,416 --> 00:12:44,226
Since I retired,
302
00:12:44,266 --> 00:12:47,266
I travel the world
visiting my
children.
303
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,480
But I saved
the best for
last.
304
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,480
No, Nanny Mueller, please.
305
00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:55,380
Do go on.
306
00:12:55,416 --> 00:12:58,156
So Maxwell
was always your favorite?
307
00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:00,170
He was my chubby
little cherub.
308
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,200
He used to run
around the garden
309
00:13:02,233 --> 00:13:04,183
without a stitch
of clothing on.
310
00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:05,426
Run! Run! Run!
311
00:13:05,466 --> 00:13:07,656
MAXWELL:
Nanny Mueller--
312
00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:08,220
NANNY MUELLER:
Oh, you did.
313
00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:10,180
He had the cutest bottom,
314
00:13:10,216 --> 00:13:13,176
like two shiny
little
cling peaches.
315
00:13:15,433 --> 00:13:19,153
Well, that's more than I've ever
wanted to know about Dad.
316
00:13:19,183 --> 00:13:21,173
I am so glad
I stayed for dinner.
317
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:23,170
There's something
positively delightful
318
00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:24,270
about this evening.
319
00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:26,270
I can't quite
put my finger on it.
320
00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:27,380
Where's Miss Fine?
321
00:13:27,416 --> 00:13:29,146
Oh, that's it.
322
00:13:35,433 --> 00:13:37,173
I'm sorry I'm late...
323
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:41,000
but it's hell finding
white shoes in winter.
324
00:13:41,330 --> 00:13:43,250
The hat was easy.
Howard Johnson's.
325
00:13:46,330 --> 00:13:48,330
Children,
it's not polite to stare.
326
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:51,280
Miss Fine, you--
You look like a...
327
00:13:51,316 --> 00:13:52,476
Nanny.
328
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:54,330
Yes. That's it.
329
00:13:54,660 --> 00:13:56,170
I just didn't
put it together.
330
00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,380
I don't want to
disturb
you. I just thought
I'd take my dinner,
331
00:13:58,416 --> 00:14:01,226
and eat it in the kitchen,
where I belong.
332
00:14:01,266 --> 00:14:03,826
Miss Fine, please,
don't be so silly.
333
00:14:03,116 --> 00:14:04,326
Come and join us.
No, no.
334
00:14:04,366 --> 00:14:06,476
The kitchen is where
a proper nanny eats.
335
00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:08,130
Maggie,
shut your mouth.
336
00:14:08,166 --> 00:14:09,366
We are not
a Pez dispenser.
337
00:14:13,133 --> 00:14:14,453
Nanny Mueller,
338
00:14:14,483 --> 00:14:18,163
it's amazing what you've done
with Miss Fine.
339
00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:19,370
Oh, that's nothing.
340
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:23,230
I had a schnauzer once
that gave me more
trouble.
341
00:14:23,266 --> 00:14:25,426
Nanny, are you comparing
Miss Fine to a dog?
342
00:14:25,466 --> 00:14:27,176
Not at all.
343
00:14:27,216 --> 00:14:29,326
The schnauzer had a pedigree.
344
00:14:32,283 --> 00:14:35,373
Don't mind me.
I just need a little salt.
345
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,120
Just a pinch.
346
00:14:37,150 --> 00:14:38,250
I'll leave the shaker...
347
00:14:38,283 --> 00:14:40,283
on the table,
with the family,
348
00:14:40,316 --> 00:14:42,496
in the dining room.
349
00:14:42,830 --> 00:14:44,120
Got a little... Mm.
350
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:51,500
FRAN:
♪♪ In my own little corner ♪♪
351
00:14:51,830 --> 00:14:54,000
♪♪ In my own little chair ♪♪
352
00:14:54,330 --> 00:14:56,660
♪♪ I can be-- ♪♪
Miss Fine.
353
00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:58,200
Yes, Mr. Sheffield, sir?
354
00:14:58,233 --> 00:15:00,203
Take off that uniform.
355
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,383
Ooh, Mr. Sheffield.
356
00:15:02,416 --> 00:15:05,326
Why are you wearing
this ridiculous
get-up
357
00:15:05,660 --> 00:15:06,430
and acting
in this ridiculous
way?
358
00:15:06,466 --> 00:15:08,426
I'm just trying to be
the proper nanny.
359
00:15:08,466 --> 00:15:10,226
If I wanted
a proper
nanny,
360
00:15:10,266 --> 00:15:12,326
I never would
have
hired you.
361
00:15:12,660 --> 00:15:14,330
Thanks.
You know what I mean.
362
00:15:14,366 --> 00:15:16,376
You're unconventional.
363
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:19,126
You have no
professional
training.
364
00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:21,446
And you look
ludicrous
in that uniform.
365
00:15:21,483 --> 00:15:23,423
When do we get to the good part?
366
00:15:23,450 --> 00:15:27,500
But despite
the gaps in your résumé,
367
00:15:27,830 --> 00:15:29,660
the children adore you.
368
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:31,300
You make them very happy.
369
00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:34,663
You make us all very happy.
370
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,250
I try.
371
00:15:35,283 --> 00:15:38,133
So does that mean
my job's not in jeopardy?
372
00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:39,376
No more than usual.
373
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:43,446
I'm gonna give that Lupe
such azetz.
374
00:15:43,483 --> 00:15:45,183
Oh, listen.
375
00:15:45,216 --> 00:15:48,466
Nanny Mueller has turned
this household upside-down.
376
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:51,270
What am I gonna do?
377
00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:54,220
Well, this is just
off the top of my head,
378
00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:56,170
but why don't we run this
up a flagpole?
379
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:58,400
Tell her to leave.
380
00:15:58,433 --> 00:16:00,233
I can't just turn her out.
381
00:16:00,266 --> 00:16:03,656
She raised me,
for heaven's sakes.
382
00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:05,320
I'd feel so guilty.
383
00:16:05,350 --> 00:16:08,180
Oh, you
wouldn't
understand.
384
00:16:08,216 --> 00:16:09,416
I wouldn't understand guilt?
385
00:16:09,450 --> 00:16:11,170
My people invented it.
386
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,480
But we made up for it
387
00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:15,220
with the Salk vaccine
and Streisand.
388
00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:18,430
Hmm. Well, I suppose
you're right.
389
00:16:18,466 --> 00:16:22,496
I should
just
tell her to
go.
390
00:16:22,830 --> 00:16:24,830
Unless...
391
00:16:24,116 --> 00:16:26,316
Do you really think
she's that bad?
392
00:16:26,350 --> 00:16:29,350
Did you see
The Hand That Rocks The Cradle?
393
00:16:29,383 --> 00:16:31,283
She was the technical advisor.
394
00:16:32,350 --> 00:16:33,400
[MAN LAUGHING]
395
00:16:33,433 --> 00:16:34,433
What's that?
396
00:16:34,466 --> 00:16:36,656
Niles.
397
00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:37,420
[HARSH, HIGH-PITCHED LAUGHTER]
398
00:16:37,450 --> 00:16:39,280
Nanny Mueller.
399
00:16:39,316 --> 00:16:42,216
BOTH: Niles and Nanny Mueller!
400
00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:44,500
Go, go, go!
401
00:16:44,830 --> 00:16:46,830
[LOUDER LAUGHTER]
402
00:16:56,150 --> 00:16:58,430
A little
custard pudding, Clara?
403
00:16:58,466 --> 00:17:00,146
Why not?
404
00:17:00,183 --> 00:17:02,283
We've earned it.
405
00:17:02,316 --> 00:17:04,326
Nilesy, oh!
406
00:17:04,660 --> 00:17:05,320
Oh, Clara.
407
00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:07,270
I can't believe it.
408
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:08,320
Niles.
409
00:17:08,350 --> 00:17:10,160
Now we know
what they meant
410
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:11,250
by "the butler did it."
411
00:17:11,283 --> 00:17:14,163
My Nanny Mueller
having-- Having...
412
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:15,280
Pudding.
413
00:17:15,316 --> 00:17:16,476
And with Niles.
414
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:19,120
Yeah, well,
she's a big
girl.
415
00:17:19,150 --> 00:17:20,400
I'm sure she's had
plenty of pudding
416
00:17:20,433 --> 00:17:22,163
with plenty of people.
417
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:23,420
No, please, I cannot
think of her like that.
418
00:17:23,450 --> 00:17:26,420
I know. It's like thinking
about your parents having sex.
419
00:17:26,450 --> 00:17:28,660
Thank God mine never did.
420
00:17:36,433 --> 00:17:38,223
Niles, coffee.
421
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:40,660
Oh, thank you, sir.
422
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,420
I could use a cup.
423
00:17:41,450 --> 00:17:44,160
Oh. Sorry.
424
00:17:45,216 --> 00:17:48,176
Oh! Good morning, everyone.
425
00:17:48,216 --> 00:17:50,656
Good morning.
Niles.
426
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:52,330
Nanny Mueller.
How did you sleep?
427
00:17:52,660 --> 00:17:54,660
Like a little baby.
Und
428
00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:55,130
Quite well.
429
00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:57,266
I think we all
slept very well.
430
00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:58,480
Actually, I didn't.
431
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:01,350
I kept hearing things
that go bump in the night.
432
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,280
Thank you, Niles.
433
00:18:06,316 --> 00:18:08,326
I'm famished.
434
00:18:08,660 --> 00:18:10,220
The woman is insatiable.
435
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:14,830
I see you're back at table
und
436
00:18:15,830 --> 00:18:16,330
Maxwell.
437
00:18:16,366 --> 00:18:18,426
You might vant
a vord with
her.
438
00:18:18,466 --> 00:18:21,346
I think
he wants a "vord" with you.
439
00:18:21,383 --> 00:18:23,833
Mr. Sheffield.
440
00:18:23,116 --> 00:18:24,316
Maxwell.
441
00:18:24,350 --> 00:18:26,370
Yes. Well, ahem.
442
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:28,230
Nanny...
443
00:18:28,266 --> 00:18:32,326
your visit has been wonderful,
but like all good things--
444
00:18:32,366 --> 00:18:35,196
Oh, yes, Maxwell,
I've never been so
happy.
445
00:18:35,233 --> 00:18:38,333
Since the day that you
fell in the duck pond.
446
00:18:38,366 --> 00:18:40,216
I pull you out,
447
00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:43,420
I breathe life
back into your little limp body.
448
00:18:43,450 --> 00:18:45,130
Oh...
449
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,166
Now, what do you want
to tell me?
450
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,100
Oh. Uh...
451
00:18:49,133 --> 00:18:50,323
Look at the time.
452
00:18:50,350 --> 00:18:53,130
I've got a tennis game.
Excuse me.
453
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,226
Oh, Mr. Sheffield.
454
00:18:55,266 --> 00:18:57,176
You forgot your balls.
455
00:19:03,266 --> 00:19:04,326
FRAN: Ahem.
456
00:19:04,366 --> 00:19:05,446
Miss Fine.
457
00:19:05,483 --> 00:19:07,303
That's Nanny Fine.
458
00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:11,833
That is a title
that must be earned.
459
00:19:11,116 --> 00:19:14,166
All right, maybe I haven't
been a nanny as long as you,
460
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:17,380
but in case you haven't noticed,
Mr. Sheffield is all grown up.
461
00:19:17,416 --> 00:19:20,496
He doesn't need a nanny anymore.
462
00:19:20,830 --> 00:19:23,370
I'm the nanny here now.
These are my kids.
463
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:27,170
And, well,
it's time for you to go.
464
00:19:28,416 --> 00:19:30,196
You might think
they're your kids,
465
00:19:30,233 --> 00:19:32,133
but they're not.
466
00:19:32,166 --> 00:19:34,126
You'll find out...
467
00:19:34,166 --> 00:19:36,426
if you last as
long
as I have.
468
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:41,446
Kids grow up, go on their way,
and you go on to another family.
469
00:19:41,483 --> 00:19:43,323
And you love them too,
470
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,330
because you can't
help it.
471
00:19:45,366 --> 00:19:47,246
And on and on and--
472
00:19:47,283 --> 00:19:48,483
Till one day,
473
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:53,320
you find yourself
with a lifetime of love to give,
474
00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:56,660
und
475
00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:59,200
Oh, Nanny Mueller.
476
00:19:59,233 --> 00:20:00,433
MAXWELL: Nanny?
477
00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:02,396
Nanny Mueller.
478
00:20:02,433 --> 00:20:04,103
Maxwell?
479
00:20:04,133 --> 00:20:07,473
Clara, as you can see,
I'm all grown up now.
480
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,330
My children have a nanny,
481
00:20:09,366 --> 00:20:11,296
and I think
it's time for you to go.
482
00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:14,353
Don't you dare
talk to your
nanny
like that!
483
00:20:14,383 --> 00:20:16,373
What?
Apologize.
484
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:19,370
But-- But--
You heard me. Apologize! Sir.
485
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:21,230
Uh, I'm...
486
00:20:21,266 --> 00:20:23,656
I'm sorry, nanny.
487
00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:26,480
I forgive you, Maxwell.
488
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:29,280
Nanny knows you've been
under a lot of strain.
489
00:20:30,266 --> 00:20:31,446
Yes.
490
00:20:31,483 --> 00:20:33,433
Yes. A lot of strain.
491
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:37,326
I-- That's it.
I've been under a lot of strain.
492
00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:38,466
Kids.
493
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,480
We nannies have
got to stick
together.
494
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,300
We're like sisters.
495
00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:44,133
Then...
496
00:20:44,166 --> 00:20:45,366
I can stay?
497
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,430
Oh!
498
00:20:46,466 --> 00:20:49,096
Not on your life.
499
00:20:54,483 --> 00:20:56,383
Goodbye, children.
500
00:20:56,416 --> 00:20:59,156
Oh, take good care
of your father.
501
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:00,180
Okay.
502
00:21:00,216 --> 00:21:01,416
[STRAINING]
Okay!
503
00:21:03,660 --> 00:21:04,350
Maxwell.
504
00:21:06,350 --> 00:21:08,330
Goodbye, nanny.
505
00:21:08,366 --> 00:21:10,366
Oh. Oh...
506
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,330
Goodbye, Niles.
507
00:21:14,366 --> 00:21:16,196
It's been a
pleasure
having you.
508
00:21:17,433 --> 00:21:20,223
Children, see if you can
find
Miss Fine, will you?
509
00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:23,330
Here I am, here I am.
510
00:21:23,660 --> 00:21:25,320
You think I'd let her go
without saying goodbye?
511
00:21:26,483 --> 00:21:29,183
What've you done
to your uniform?
512
00:21:29,216 --> 00:21:30,326
You like?
513
00:21:30,366 --> 00:21:32,376
I love!Wunderbar!
514
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:35,326
You make one for me
in my size. Six.
515
00:21:35,366 --> 00:21:37,326
Okay, 12.
516
00:21:37,366 --> 00:21:40,096
All your bags are in
the car, Nanny Mueller.
517
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:42,003
We'll just swing 'round
and pick up mother,
518
00:21:42,330 --> 00:21:43,250
and then the two of you
will be off.
519
00:21:43,283 --> 00:21:44,453
Oh, I'm so excited.
520
00:21:44,483 --> 00:21:46,453
I always
wanted
to see Japan.
521
00:21:46,483 --> 00:21:49,333
And I have you to
thank
for that, Miss--
522
00:21:49,366 --> 00:21:51,326
Nanny Fine.
523
00:21:51,660 --> 00:21:53,280
Aw. Well, you just
have a good time,
524
00:21:53,316 --> 00:21:55,196
and watch out
for those gigolos.
525
00:21:55,233 --> 00:21:57,283
Or maybe they should
watch out for you.
526
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,656
Oh!
527
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:02,100
I take good care
of my little C.C.'s
mummy.
528
00:22:02,133 --> 00:22:04,663
I love you, Nanny Mueller.
529
00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:06,100
Oh, come now.
530
00:22:06,133 --> 00:22:07,333
Come on, sweetheart.
531
00:22:07,366 --> 00:22:09,396
Get up. Get up. Up!
532
00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:13,466
Auf Wiedersehen!
533
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,330
MAXWELL:
Bye, Nanny.
534
00:22:15,660 --> 00:22:16,830
Bye.
Bye.
535
00:22:16,116 --> 00:22:18,146
Bye, Nanny Mueller.
[SIGHS]
536
00:22:18,183 --> 00:22:20,333
Wonderful idea of yours,
537
00:22:20,660 --> 00:22:23,000
putting Nanny Mueller
together with C.C.'s mother.
538
00:22:23,330 --> 00:22:25,000
Look, I want Nanny Mueller
to have a life,
539
00:22:25,330 --> 00:22:26,230
just not mine.
540
00:22:26,266 --> 00:22:27,466
Let me just get out
of this uniform.
541
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,270
Oh, no rush.
542
00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:31,420
Oh, Mr. Sheffield...
543
00:22:33,466 --> 00:22:36,366
[MUSIC PLAYING]
544
00:22:45,233 --> 00:22:47,163
[♪♪♪]